Dead Lawyer™ Mousepad

Welcome to DEAD LAWYER™ PRODUCTS! SHAKESPEARE SAID, "LET'S KILL ALL THE LAWYERS!" But then what would we do with them? Here at Dead Lawyer™ Products, we provide the answer. From the pages of the popular cartoon book, "What to do with a Dead Lawyer" (Amazon.com), whether it’s a Dead Divorce Lawyer, a Dead Tobacco Company Lawyer, a Dead Medical Malpractice Lawyer, a Dead Bank Lawyer, a Dead Union Lawyer, a Dead Car Dealer's Lawyer, a Dead Products Liability Lawyer, a Dead Criminal Defence Lawyer, a Dead Trial Lawyer or a Dead One Percenter's Lawyer, you’ll find your favourite Dead Lawyer™ in this compendium of laughable cadavers. Dead Lawyer™ Products presents irreverent, unimaginable and implausible comic depictions of formerly fully functioning purveyors of jurisprudence, their earthly remains put to farcical uses appropriate to their speciality, guaranteed, warrantied, certified, pledged, promised, insured, endorsed, averred and attested to appeal to the funny bone of every client, litigant, opposing party and adverse witness who was ever ensnared in the labyrinth of the law. Call them funny. Call them humourous. Call them sick. Call them gross, revolting, perverse, warped, bent, macabre, twisted and bizarre. But how can you not love these wacky uses for those departed practitioners of the profession we love to hate! Dead Lawyer™ Products make the perfect gift for family, friends, loved ones, co-workers, professionals, blue-collar workers, service providers, casual acquaintances, perfect strangers, or anyone on any occasion when you just want to say, "hope you have a chuckle"! Collect them all and create your own full-service Dead Lawyer™ Law Firm!