Custom text, Padel Milky Way Match Point Card

This hilarious padel birthday card features an angry little alien with a killer backhand and zero chill, proving that intergalactic competition is real. With a bright cosmic background and a racket that’s clearly seen action across several galaxies, this card is perfect for the padel fanatic who plays like they’re not from this planet. The front says “Alien or not, you’ve got the best backhand in the Milky Way! Have a smashing Birthday, mate!” — but both lines are fully customisable. Change the name, tweak the joke, or make it weird (we dare you). The inside is blank unless you want to add your own personal message , sweet, sassy, or straight-up sci-fi. Great for players, space nerds, teammates, or anyone who loves a good rally and a better laugh. This card is sure to serve up laughs lightyears ahead of the competition.