'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

So you’re in your local drug store (and thankfully not there with a forged scrip) looking for a numbered birthday card for your friend’s single digit sobriety anniversary and all you see are Barney and Elmo. Instead, grab a sharpie and insert your friend’s number of years into this “customised” card. They’ll never know the difference. That kind of wisdom only comes when you reach double digit sobriety. Front of card reads: “Congratulations on (insert number here) years of sobriety!” Inside of card reads: “It’s such a big deal, I decided to buy you this custom card!”