Crusade Life Bumper Sticker

Missing those days when you rode into the Middle East with your Templar pals? When "Deus Vult" was more than a virtue signal, but a way of life? When leprosy couldn't stop you on a thousand mile trek on an itchy horse to a golden cup that may or may not be buried in the sand being defended by a thousand pissed off Palestinians? Well, its the Crusade Life or no life at all for you! Let the world know you are sick of the nine to five. Put your new bumper sticker on your newly acquired horse you keep in front of your 10 square foot yard and charge into your line cook position at Shake Shack knowing you will probably never live the glory of your crusader ancestors. But you can always LARP it till you make it!