Count Nutula Retro Movie Parody Stone Coaster

Count Nutula: In a remote Transylvanian forest where twisted branches claw at the moonlight and villagers bolt their shutters before dusk, an ancient legend stirs once more. Count Nutula has awakened. Not merely a vampire, but something far stranger, the Count is a pale, velvet-cloaked aristocrat with a taste not only for blood, but for hoarded nuts, midnight prowling, and the terrified silence of woodland prey. Travellers vanish along the shadowed mountain roads, livestock is found drained and scattered, and strange clawed marks appear on cottage doors by morning. When a determined investigator journeys to the Count’s crumbling fortress, he discovers a labyrinth of candlelit halls, hidden tunnels, and a dark master whose hypnotic gaze and razor fangs conceal a far more feral, squirrelish hunger. Inspired by the grand gothic horrors of early cinema, this richly illustrated poster celebrates the moody castles, swirling capes, mist-filled graveyards, and deliciously dramatic menace of classic vampire films - with an unforgettable, nut-obsessed creature lurking at the heart of the legend. Part of The Golden Age of Squirrel Horror collection from Miss Terry Woman. || I've been working on creating humorous vintage horror movie posters for a while, but with squirrels as the unexpected villains or monsters. Why squirrels? I wanted a critter that would be the last thing anyone would expect to be a threat. After some pondering, I landed on squirrels - because let’s be honest, cute little kittens as villains would just be too obvious!