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Chicken Poops Breakfast Funny Design

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • High-quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Chicken Poops Breakfast Funny Design

Chicken Poops Breakfast Funny Design

Chicken Poops Breakfast Funny Design featuring a brown chicken / hen that laid a brown egg. "I Poop Breakfast! What's your superpower?" Chickens, like all birds, have a single opening called the cloaca through which they excrete, mate and lay eggs. So you could say eggs come out of a chicken's bum AND it's fanny, since the same hole serves both purposes. BUT, when an egg comes out, the chicken’s Cloaca is turned inside out so that the egg cannot come in contact with the intestines (fecal matter nastiness). So now you can tell your kids or friends where chicken eggs come from!
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
2016 total 5-star reviews156 total 4-star reviews32 total 3-star reviews23 total 2-star reviews70 total 1-star reviews
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By Anonymous6 July 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Card, Size: 10.2 cm x 22.9 cm, Paper: Basic Semi-Gloss, Corner: Squared
Arrived 3days early lv personalized option, a nice gift with flight tickets. Happy with this purchase .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By maggie f.16 April 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Card, Size: 8.9 cm x 12.7 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared
Excellent quality. Excellent presentation, the perfect professional representation of my store. Together with my business cards that customers comment on regularly, I would highly recommend. Excellent as I hoped and better
5 out of 5 stars rating
By T.31 July 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Card, Size: 10.8 cm x 14 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared
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My cards were printed and posted quickly and arrived exactly how I wanted them. Very good quality and easy to customise - with lots of options! Print quality was extremely good quality. It’s important to use a high-quality photo especially when expanding the image.

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Added on 3/2/17, 9:41 am
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