Breaking Wind Over Voting Sticker

Every couple years we have to see people walking around with these stupid "I Voted!" lapel stickers on. Everyone is so proud of themselves for doing what amounts to the barest minimum of participation, and typically doing so out of complete ignorance. Too harsh you think? Well how do you explain people actually being proud of pulling the lever for George W Bush, or Barack Obama, or any of the other lying criminals that are supposed to be legitimate choices. Give us a break. Apathy is logical for the intelligent. You could break wind and it would make more of a difference - at least someone is bound to notice the stink you made. Even if you disregard the meaningless of your vote mathematically, (or can't exactly do the math yourself) you have to consider who you're choices are in the first place. Time for some non-voter pride we say. I Farted, and it made more of a difference!" Let's face it, voting is a suggestion box for slaves.