Blind Penguins, At the Mountains of Madness T T-Shirt

Inspired by that penultimate H.P. Lovecraft tale, "At the Mountains of Madness," this T-Shirt is likely to leave all but the biggest geeks of horror fiction scratching their heads. As the heroes of one of Lovecraft's most ambitious and vivid stories enter the ancient, subnivean city of the Old Ones, they encounter flocks of blind penguins. When the men later become lost, the presence of these penguins helps leads them to their escape, but as one of these explorers points out "Surely the penguins alone could not have saved us." Indeed not, for something savage and terrible is close at their heels, something that decapitated the recently resurrected Old Ones and will leave one of these poor men gibbering and insane. As they desperately flee through dark caverns of ice and stone, a strange, unearthly musical piping echoes in their ears, "Tekeli-li, Tekeli-li, TEKELI-LI!!!!" If you love Lovecraft, that'll all make sense to you. So buy the shirt already; you know you want to! You will almost certainly be the only one of your friends to have one. EVER.