Birthday humour Advantages of Turning 50 or 60 or Card

A fun card for someone approaching "over-the-hill" or already beyond it. Place the appropriate age on the large blue-ribbon award emblem below the text that announces "The advantages of turning . . . ". Bottom text also indicates, "We have checked with the U.N., the Supreme Court and the Bureau of Statistics . . ." Inside message says "But hang on, we're still checking." The inside message can be easily edited by using the template. For other changes (different type fonts, colour, size or placement or to add to the message) select "customise further" from the "personalise it" section. Your name ("signature") can also be added - or simply removed so you can personally sign the card at home. Caution: send only to those who have a sense of humour about their age! Be sure to check out the options on the right for a different size card, etc.