Welcome to BastardCard: Greeting cards and gifts for the sick of mind, from the mildy off-kilter to fully deranged. Thanks for stopping by! Enjoy perusing our products featuring my stupid cartoons and obnoxious graphics. I love you all. Unless you leave the cap off the mustard bottle.
Most of my products are CUSTOMIZABLE. Many of my cards are blank on the inside... allowing you to add your own message, and there's no extra charge for that!
If you see something you like but would like it on a different product... suggest it to me and I will try to make that happen! All your feedback is welcome... make a comment or email me through the "contact store owner" link above.
WORD TO THE WISE: Many of my products are Rated PG and R… Switch your Content Filter to "off" to see all my stuff, or you will be missing some of the best (sickest) stuff.
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