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Arctic wolf Greenland is not American T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Charcoal Heather
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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Arctic wolf Greenland is not American T-Shirt

Arctic wolf Greenland is not American T-Shirt

The Arctic Wolf (Canis lupus arctos) is not a registered voter. It is not a lobbyist. It is a white ghost that patrols the High Arctic, walking on snow that has never heard of the stock market. In the mythology of the Inuit, there is a giant wolf spirit called Amarok. The Amarok hunts alone. It devours those who are foolish enough to hunt alone at night. It does not negotiate property rights. ​To attempt to purchase the land of the Amarok is a metaphysical error. It is like trying to buy the concept of Tuesday or the smell of cold iron. It cannot be done. The 56,000 inhabitants of Greenland are not items on a shelf, and the wolves are definitely not included in the bundle. ​Wear this shirt to align yourself with the Amarok. Wear it to suggest that some things—like dignity, sovereignty, and apex predators—are not for sale. The wolf on your chest observes the absurdity of international politics with a gaze that is 4,000 years old. The cotton is soft; the message is as hard as permafrost. ​Why you must possess this object: ​Mythological Power: Channels the energy of the Amarok, the solitary wolf spirit that enforces the laws of nature, which are significantly stricter than the laws of commerce. ​Zoological Precision: Celebrates Canis lupus arctos, a creature that survives in total darkness for months, unlike certain politicians who require constant spotlights. ​Geopolitical Statement: A polite but firm reminder that Greenland is an autonomous country within the Kingdom of Denmark, not a potential 51st state.

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Added on 22/1/26, 8:33 am
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