Another Band You Haven't Heard Of Coffee Mug

Do you ever get tired of people saying "Oh, you probably haven't heard of it" ? Or listing off bands as their favourites just because said bands are more obscure than ancient Sumerian texts? Well, now you can do something about it! This line lets you express that you are, in fact, cooler than cool. You might hit absolute zero with this line, as it expresses a band that is so amazing, so unheard-of and so rare that even saying its name wouldn't work. Let's just say it's another band all those musical Philistines who think they're cooler than cool have never heard of. This is irony at its finest -- a little difficult to read, making them look down; a built-in question of "Who haven't I heard of?" ; and best of all, the chance to leave them wondering about their personal coolness. Buy this line, and be a champion of true ultimate cool. We almost called this "Hipster Slayer."