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'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

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'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

At the top of page 84 of the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" is one of the 9th Step Promises: “No matter how far down the scale we have gone, we will see how our experience can benefit others.” Of course Bill and Bob were not literally thinking of the kind of scale that tells you that you should probably also be going to that other 12 Step meeting that starts with an “O” and ends with an “A.” But after seeing this card, you will never hear this line again without thinking of Twiggy, Calista Flockhart, Kate Moss, or whoever the skinny celebrity du jour might be. The inside of the card is blank because it probably needs a meal.
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
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By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
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By Lyn B.19 December 2021 • Verified Purchase
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This was exactly what was wanted for my piano crazy grandson! He is self taught & is now having lessons by a top teacher and has been asked to play at various venues in the US! We are so proud of him and this card was so just right for him! I couldn’t tell because I had it sent directly to him because I am in Australia & he is in the US but he said it was beautiful!!

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Product ID: 137720903645129092
Added on 17/2/16, 8:34 pm
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