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How to Perform the Official N.A.U.B. Salute: 1) Raise the back of your right hand to your forehead with forefinger and thumb extended to form the shape of an "L". This "L" represents the NAUB's faithful LOVE for unicorns so flaunt that "L" proudly! Don't let those skeptics get you down! 2) While keeping your forefinger pointing skyward slowly rotate your hand so that its heel faces forward and your still-extended thumb rests along your forehead. This rotation represents a NAUB's stalwart determination to change the world's erroneous conviction that unicorns are pure fantasy. Pshaw! 3) Finally, while bending your right knee and raising your back hoof gracefully behind you, lower your forefinger towards the horizon so that it is pointing straight ahead of you. That's your unicorn horn, baby, and it's ready to skewer all those unbelieving SOBs who gave you shit in high school. Charge!

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